The Girl is a DIVA!

This would be my first post in forever!


ugh bad day.
Fuck it.

-breathe-

this isn't working.
silly little children ...
they don't ever know.
they can't even begin to understand.
damn them.

and Gina's phone keeps dying.
so when I really need my baby... she can't talk.

So I blast Patti ... and e-mail Beth.
Who will now think i'm a total loser...
but oh well.

I can't fucking care right now.

Patti's voice is helping though.
I'm coming down off that panic feeling I get.
I'm calming down.

I have an essay due tomorrow.
guess I should go do that ..

shit.

So here I am again. I've been slacking on my posting but I have no time. I'm realizing that my priorities have changed so much from last year. At this time last year I would be on the computer from 3:30-9:30 and i'd never get my homework done. (and that explained my straight C's in everything) This year i'm doing so much better. I have an 84% in math (thank goodness) and i'm sure that the rest of my grades are as good as that one or better. (part of this is because I dropped spanish in order to get away from my main destraction .. cough H.W.M .. ugh who I see everyday and I will soon be helping on a daily basis) =/

Anyway .. I'm listening to ST Revival and i'm thinking .. Patti .. marry me in a Mrs. Lovett costume?! HAHA :)
But i'm not kidding. Dump the ping-pong ball head and lets do this thingy! And my grandmother is sitting in the living room starring at me because i'm singing Epiphany really loudly (George style, though)

Nothing is happening in my life.
I don't think ..
I have the greatest essay ever due tomarrow.
I love Beth Price :)

Well, i'm off. I need to get somethings done.
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I haven't posted in what seems like forever because i've started school. And it takes so much out of me.
I have the craziest teachers. and some of the nicest. and the meanest.

Crazy Teachers.
-Mrs. Beth Price. (english)
-Mrs. Kelly (Child Dev.)
-Mrs. Cox (Physical Science)

Nice Teachers.
-Mr. Seay. (U.S history)
-Mrs. Melson (study hall)
-Mrs. Oldman. (chior)

Mean Teacher.
-Mrs. Hooker. (math)

I like everyone but Mrs. Hooker who is pure evil. She doesn't like anyone and she'll call you out if you don't understand something, making you feel soooo dumb. It isn't right and I reallllyyy hate math because of her. (not like i'm so very fond of math anyway)

Has anyone seen Heavanly Creatures? I remember when I first saw this movie I was obsessed with it and I was going through old DVDs today and I found it! And (weather premmiting) I will be watching it today.

 
LOVEEEEEEE <33


And this is just plain true :) <3

and Finally:


I see Patti and Jonathan. <333



alrighty.
xoxo!

Okay people of livejournal I must tell you that i've fallin in love with Johnathan Pryce. I can't explain why but mmmmm here, look:













He would be the only reason I love Evita the movie :)

 I know I have not posted anything in awhile but I just thought i'd tell everyone about my crazy dream last night.
So I was walking with my friend Jessica in Buenos Aries, Argentina. (in what seemed like present day at the time but as we walked it seemed to go further back into like the 1950's and 40's) We went into a book store and sitting in a chair right across for us was Juan Peron. (or Bill something that played him orgianally on broadway) So I'm screaming "Jessica! it's Juan Peron!" and she is walking down into the store and away from her crazy bestfriend. I didn't want to randomly go talk to him so I walked over to the table next to his chair and positioned my huge butt in the perfect place .. well before I knew it Juan was up and talking to me about how his wife had just died from cancer and he was lonely. (Then he mentioned something about American girls being attrcative to him and I laughed.) Well all of a sudden we break into "I'd be Suprisingly Good for You" and when I get to "I'm not talking of a hurried night. I frantic tumble then a shy good bye .." he puts his arms around me and kisses me! And I woke up ... but holy effing cow Juan Peron had kissed me in a dream!!

But anyway. In the car yesterday my grandmother promised that she would still be taking me and my little cousin to see Patti LuPone and Mandy Patinkin in March of 09 (I had thought she would say no after I had that huge phone bill) But we are still going. And my friend Austin tried to send an Email to La LuPone that kindly asked her to meet me after the concert because i'm totally obsessed. It was the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me. I love that kidd. :)

I got my phone back! (finally) and i've been texting non stop since Thursday evening. (well no, I have to turn the phone off at 11:00 on non school nights and 9:30 on school night) But anyway, mama got me unlimited now so she won't have to worry about me using all of my mins up!! HA! soo happy.

I watched Passions this morning!
Thanks, Krissy!

I've just been sooo happy lately. I've downloaded three of the best CDs ever. and everything in general just seems to be sooo perfect. (other than I still don't  have my phone back) BUT SOON! ... i hope. Anyway, I was in the kitchen last night listening to the song "Heaven is a Disco" and I could not stop laughing. Could you?! Just her laugh in the begining made me laugh so hard I cried. And everyone around me laughed because I was laughing so hard while making myself a tunafish sandwhich. 

I don't really know what else is going on. Babysitting. That is just about it. Anyway..


xoxoxox <333

I'm reading Evita: in my own words and i'm in love with it! I mean .. Eva Maria Durante de Peron was amahzing .. to say the absolute least. She wasn't just some whore .. "Evita the Whore" -spits- "YOUR MOTHER!" She just knew how to get what she wanted. During her career in Buenos Aries she may have had a stricktly sexual relationship with certain men but she wasn't a whore. And lord, she was beautiful. And screw Andy llyod Webbers for trying to make her look like some 2 peso whore! The musical was sooooo historically inaccrate it isn't even funny. (and i've always found historical inaccracy to be hilarious)  I love Eva Maria Durate de Peron. End. Of. Story.

i know it was short .. but it was a vent .. now I have 2 reasons to hate ALW! -spits on his picture- (not really, but that would be so funny right now!)

xoxox, Diva.

I'm falling in love with [Title of Show] as we speak.
I'm listening to Secondary Characters and realizing I LOVE SUSAN BLACKWELL!!!
ahh but I still think Patti's nose would kick Susan's noses ass because Susan's nose is Patti's noses bitch.
Got it? Good. =]

Did you hear? Patti's Live at Les Mouches is being realesed November 11th!
Who else is exited for this? I KNOW I AM TOTES HAPPY AS IDK WHAT!
Maddie - if your reading this, our prayers have been answered!

My bff Jessica stayed over last night and we had tons of funnn.
I made her listen to [tos] and A Chorus Line.
Then we watched Love Actually, Across the Universe, and John Tucker Must Die!
While we .. sorta kinda did our homework.
We talked about weddings and funerals for a bit.
and the assholes that we go to school with.
SHE EVEN PROMISED TO MAKE ME A DRESS LIKE EVA PERON'S!!!
Then we finally got to bed about 5:00 in the morning.
Just to wake up at 8:00 to get Kerri LOL :)
Then we made homemade cookies that taste AMAHZING!
And I made her watch the Patti episode of Will and Grace.
BUT WE DIDN'T TAKE PICTURES THIS TIME!
'cos I don't have my phone, I guess.

I might be getting it back by the end of next week.
Let us hopeeee! *crosses fingures and toes*

Well I have to clean so i'm going to put on the playlist of AMAHZING
and hear Patti, Susan, Carole, and George sing pretty songs to me :) <3


xoxo, as always, Bailey.

 

So i'm sitting here watching Will and Grace and eating my famous 1/2 cooked Pancakes steaming over the fact that Patti at Les Mouches has been deleted from SendSpace.com :( I was going to get it and listen to Patti sing Because the Night again! (because it is amahzing) and send it to Maddie for her to download. But I guess that is out of the question now. Unless someone knows where I can get it from? Anyone ... ughhhh. Alright.

Now I feel sick. 1/2 cooked Pancakes always make me feel sick after I have them. So why do I even try to eat them? LOL the world may never know. :)

My friend Susan went to see Elaine Stritch and i'm sooo jealous of her. I mean, really .. then she went to fleet street afterwards. How unfair is that, now? I'M MRS. LOVETT! I BELONG ON FLEET STREET! haha but i'm so glad that she had funnnnnn. :) YAY SUSAN!

I started watching the Queen last night about 10:00 but I turned it off so I could watch Will and Grace. Gosh, Helen Mirren is amahzing. She has moved her way up to second on my list of fav actresses. (Patti first, of course) I shall now list them!

1. Patti Ann LuPone
2. Helen Mirren
3. Meryl Streep
4. Megan Mullally
5. Helena Bonham Carter

My top five :) Tis amahzing, loves. Isn't it? haha.

So I just have to say how happy I was last night while watching Will and Grace when Jack made the Gypsy reference. He said "If i've learned anything from seeing Gypsy 25 times its push your children until they hate you and never want to speak you you again!" HAHAHAHAHA :) I nearly did a spit take because I was drinking at that point. LOL :)

Well i'm off but I shall leave you with this final thought....



HAHAHAHAHAHA :) EFFING AMAHZING!

I got a job today :) i now clean Restaurants. woohooooo :)
Anyway .. I keep listening to I'd Be Suprisingly Good For You.
I'm planning to sing is for my voice teacher tomarrow after we work on Castle on a Cloud.
I'm watching Madonna sing it now but honestly ... how could you beat La LuPone singing THIS song of all songs?
Patti is sexy when she does this song .. Madonna .. sounds so mousey.


Now i'm watching a New Argentina.
I need a life?!?! mmmhmmmm.

mmmmh I MADE ICONS!!!!
I made three Patti Icons
and here they are:









They aren't very good. :(
but I like them a lot.

I've found some new pictures of La LuPone that I will post here shortly but first .. may I just make it clear that I'm going insane without my phone. I don't know what to do with myself :(


Well I stole these pictures from the fine people at Flickr (or whatever) Just so everyone knows, they are not my own.

Enjoy:


Look at all they eye makeup. :)


Nice shirt, La LuPone.


She looks so .. sweet!


This is my favorite. Look at how cute she is .. amahzing :)


And I stole this from BwaySecrets.
I just love it sooo much and totally agree 100 percent!





Well, i'm done. Enjoy :) <3

I've only been grounded for 2 days and i'm freaking out because I can't text all night like I normally do .. SO last night I just didn't know what to do with myself. I got up walked around the house and I cleanned up. And at about 12 I was so bored I got up and I went into the kitchen and I got Dioritos and Chocolate-chips. Yummmyy, Right? And i watched Life Goes On and some movie on ABC Family. I should have read The Grapes of Wrath but even I wasn't THAT bored. LOL

So now i'm on break from working in the yard with my cousin and i'm going to have to go back out there soon to finsh the work i've started and what mom wants me to do .. weed the flower beds. I DIDN'T EVEN WANT FLOWER BEDS!! but I have to do what I have to do .. I keep telling myself, "Bailey .. Do the work and you'll get your phone back and you'll still be able so see Patti in March." and it keeps me moving. I had to clean the garage of all my crap today .. and it took about and hour or sooo .. it was hell. After I do all this i've got to go job hunting again .. to actually get a job. And I couldn't do Millie Auditons because of the whole job thing .. I hate it SOO much because I was so exited for Millie. =/ i've got some new Patti pics I will now share with you because they made me very happy yesterday :)





I loveeee her face.



Tre amahzing, Sherrie and Patti :)




awwwww I put this one on my myspace <3

and last but certainly not least ...




That shirt this brillant and I love this one <3



well my cousin wants the computer so i'm going to let him take it.
<3 xoxoxo, Diva.

So I don't know when the next time i'll be able to post will be because i'm in tons for trouble. Mom got a $1000 phone bill and apparently 800 of it was downloads made by me. I don't know how I did this .. but I did it and now i'm freaking out. Mom says she might not be able to pay the bill so we might all have to get ride of our phones. This is crazy. I'm upset .. very upset. I don't know what to dooooooooo!

So to make myself feel better i'll watch this:
 

and it does make me feel better <3
Thank you Carole Bishop!

This picture is about a year old. That is me (on the right) and BFF Rebecca. (on the left) Standing in the middle of the road at her house taking pictures because it is funnnnnnn :) <33 Love you R.L.K.

Ohkay anyway I'm stealing Lani's idea of posting my top favorite actresses of all time on here.
And in no order .. they are:

Patti Ann LuPone -


Because ... do I even have to explain this one?? No.



Helen Mirren-


BRILLIANT IN THE QUEEN! And I loved her in Teaching Mrs. Tingle. Wonderful actress :)

HBC-
 

What man or woman could resist her victorian-goth charm?

Katey Segal -


I don't care WHO YOU ARE if you don't think Kate is the junkkk that we can't be friends .. Sorry.

Emma Thompson-


She has been described as the "Naughty Aunt" to some but I like to think of her as the BRIALLIANT actress, Em Thomopson. :)

Megan Mullally-


Who hasen't fallen for the pill popping charms of Karen Walker?

Glenn Close-

She is brillant but I hate her.

And ....

Carole(Kelly)Bishop-


Ever heard her sing "At The Ballet"???


haha funnfunnfunn. 

On friday my grandfather took me and my two cousins to lunch. I was texting Austin and my ringtone is Patti's Blow Gabriel Blow. My cousin says "What is he blowing?" and I said "A horn" and my cousin shook his head and said "No he isn't .. Patti is saying that she was a sinner and a scam and now she is ready to turn her back .. so she is telling Gabriel to take over her "job" for her!" I almost cried I was laughing so hard. And things like this are expected to come from him ... so I shouldn't be so suprised. And he did wait until my grandfather wasn't around to say somthing so funny. He did however say it infrount of his 11 year old sister.



Soooo I played this for him when we got home :)
He laughed through the whole song <3

I have to tell you about the horrible NC airport experience. When we got there we RAN across the whole place trying to get to where we needed to be but when we arrived at our gate they said "The plane is full, i'm sorry." Now the look on my mother's face was pricless. But before she went off she told the three of us kids to go find a seat. There weren't any so we decided to ... or rather I decided because I love the attention .. to sit in the middle of the hall. I then sang a chorus of Don't Cry For Me Argentina with Patti lips and all :) My cousin, Kerry told me that I embaressed her and threatened to get up and walk away .. so I sang louder. She didn't leave. Then we played the Hi game were you just wave and say hello to random people that walk passed you. I am very good at this game. A few people stopped and talked to us . some walked faster ... haha but one man sat with us and asked us where we were going and why we were sitting there. I was a little afraid LOL :) But finally my mother went off enough and they got us on that puddle jumper of a plane.  The woman I had to sit next to wasn't very friendly. And whenever i'm on a plane I tend to sing and dance whatever i'm listening to on my i-pod. Soooooooo I was singing Mamma Mia and Evita songs and Warren Zevon and Joni Mitchell and TONS of Patti LuPone. I woke her up once but she just rolled over kindaaaa. But when we landed we kinda talked but it was only kindaaa hi .. bye .. LOL She talked at baggage claim :)

BTW - I think i'm an ABBA addict now .. mmmmmmmmhmmmmmm.

i've been away for so long it seems. about 9 days, actually. but the only thing that i can think to report is that mom said if i get a job and can pay for gas she'll take me too NYC on August 28 to see Patti, Boyd, Laura sign the new Gypsy CD! So now i need to get a job :) 

Florida was funnnnnnnn. 
It was so freaking HOTT!
but I got LIFE GOES ON DVD!!!!!
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 I was just on my myspace checking my comments and this girl who I go to school with comments on my song which happens to be Patti's "by the sea" for the 2005 revival. She says: "I love your song but I only like the johnny depp movie version." I have heard this MANY times before .. and it doesn't bother me anymore because I know they aren't true ST fans :) SO i commented this back: "Thanks but I don't like the movie all that much. I love the orginal and the 2005 revival .. ohh and the ST concert :) but JD is hott so i guess it is okay" ... I know that will make her mad but I really don't care. She is a freshman and i'm a Jr. LOL!

I know I haven't posted it a millions years it seems but I found this amazing LJ thanks to Maddie :) It is called Marcos .. I think .. and they have all these funny Patti pictures. I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS LJ PEOPLE! IN LOVE!! haha one of my favorites is a picture of Patti in her ST revival outfit and the photo says: "i'm looking for the application to the hoe department." And for those of you who have seen the amazing outfit she wears during the ST revival .. you know what I mean .. LOL :)

I'm now going to see Patti and Mandy with my step-mom, Kim.  My grandmother, who was going to take me, has been so mean to everyone around her lately and it is really hurting me. When I mentioned this to Kim she jumped at the chance to go see this with me :) I'm soooo exited. I love Kim and this should be TONS OF FUNNNN!


So i'm babysitting and I hear Hannah Montanna coming from the living room so i'm going.

xoxo, DIVA <3

I watched Dr. Horrible today for the first time (i know .. slacker) Well I thought it was amazing. I love Neil Patrick Harris to death! I have since Sweeney concert when he was the cute Tobias :) (but then again I love everything and everyone in Sweeney concert .. cough George and Patti) haha :) 

I also watched [title of show] do their Tony after-party rounds. TOTALLY FUNNY! Then that prompted me to actually listen to [tos] ... I fell in LOVE with it. No lie, I love [tos] and listened to it almost all day. Then switched to "i'm easily assimilated" and other Canidie songs for the rest of the day :) (and that is what I'm listening too now.) 

My director also e-mailed me today about Millie auditions. I have one for August 4th (the day after I get back from Florida) So while i'm in Florida i'll have to practice and dance like the whole time. Wtih how I prepare it will be fun. Not talking ... drinking a lot and dancing all of my daily movements. HAHA :) I can picture my family looking at me like i'm on crack or something. (which they already think i'm on because apparently I  have to do everything Patti does .. and apparently I also am starting to talk .. sing .. move .. and make similar facial expressions to La LuPone .. I said "oh well then I guess i'm becoming more amazing than I was before" ... I laughed .. they didn't) 

I think my dad is actually starting to like Patti too... i'm actually really shocked because my dad only likes rock music. But I sent him a picture of Micheal holding Patti's head and the caption said "i'm squishing your head." and he LOVED it .. and it really is because of the inside joke my dad and I have where we will sit on oppisite sides of the room and try to squish the other ones head between our fingers ... like they did on the show .. The Kids In The Hall. So last night at dinner dad said something to Kim about the picture and he was like .. "Bailey sent me this really awesome picture of two people and they were .." and I cut him off to say "It was Patti LuPone and Micheal Ceveris .." and dad's eyes bugged out and said "THAT WAS PATTI LUPONE?!?!?" Kim and I just kinda looked at him like .. yeaaaaaaa. "Yes dad, that was Patti .. " and he knows her songs because I made him listen to her a lot when we were on the road to VA and back from VA and to Rehobeth and back from Rehobeth and back from Rehobeth the second time :) so he knows her .. and he sings sometimes .. he is FINALLY coming around. :)

I'm going to B&N when my mom comes home so I can pick up my copy of August:Osage County ... which finally came in after .. I don't know .. forever?!?! haha so now i'm watching Patti's Tony speeach .. again. 

i'll go now :) <3

xoxo, DIVA!

RISE! RISE! RISE! RISE! RISE! RISE! - Larry I would like a ciggarette ...




 So Noises Off is my all time favorite play for some odd reason. I can't place it but I love it so much.  And I found this on YouTube of Patti doing a bit from act two where she ties Garry's shoelaces together :) haha!

In other news .. i'm killing for a Rocky Horror night  ... i'm freaking for one .. I want to be able to dress up in my Magenta outfit and throw rice and put newspapers on my head!!!!! ahhhhhh!!!!
So someone .. lets do a RHPS night!!!!
i'm sooo game.

and now i'm listening to The Ladies Who Lunch because I LOOOVEEE IT!!
haha "Does anyone still wear a hat?" -bahahahaha! :)

And talking to Lani .. is anyone suprised??
Don't be .. that is all I ever do anymore .. and i'm not going to complain.
And of course we are talking about Patti <3
and when we talk about Patti .. we are having funnnnnnn!

 I'm talking to Lani on the phone and she just played La LuPone singing Happy Birthday! It was amazing. (but it's Patti so .. duh)  

I was at Jessica's house last night. We had a house marathon! AMAZINGNESS!!!!!!!! I made her listen to Patti Disco and Rose's Turn and at her request Some People. (because it is my ring when someone texts me and I was getting a lot of texts last night .. for a while anyway) I finally went to sleep at 3:30 but apparently Jess stayed up until 5:00 something. Seriously .. that is way to late to stay up. I think 3:30 is to late to stay up and I did it so .. LOL! 

Lani is talking and I feel kinda bad because i'm not really listening and when she reads this she will be mad but .. SORRY! I did just hear her say "The Essentail Patti LuPone" ... Notice I only  hear Patti's name. LOL amazing.

I'm addicted to the song "do it again"  now.And let me tell you how this happened...
I went to B&N to get "The Blind Assassin" because Patti told me too. And I decided to go see if they had any Patti CD's there. They had one, The Lady With The Torch. I have SOME of the songs on my iPod already but not all of them so I bought the CD. I couldn't listen to it until I got back into town (No CD player at the beach house) So anyway I get home, get on the phone with Lani, and put in the CD in and started listening. She says "play do it again" so .. I do. Number eight. and she sounds ... wow. AMAZING! but like she is having sex or remembering sex while she is singing this .. and i'm even more in love with her than I was before.

And now I think I am going to look at icons. :)
xoxo, Bailey.